So I know I said that I’ve never had a boyfriend. But I did go on a date. 1 date. My one and only date, so far. And it was probably one of the worst dates in history. Well, not really lol, but still it was horrible. lol Before I tell you the story of my first date, I think I should give you a little back story of this guy. haha I met him at soccer club at my school. He graduated already (3 years ago i think), but his soccer team had soccer practice at our school after school cause it was just convenient that way. I was a sophomore (16) at the time and he was like 18 or 19. I saw him and thought he was extremely cute. He was this hispanic guy with intense brown eyes (I’m a sucker for guys with intense eyes!!!) plus he played soccer and all soccer players are hot, right? hell yes. ;) (Oh if you guys didn’t know I played soccer for like 8 years but quit for this long stupid ass reason, so i’m really good at soccer, thats why he talked to me lol) Oh and his name is Frodo. Okay so when I first met him I was like “OMG he’s so cutee and all that blah blah shitt” So when he asked for my number on facebook I was like Holyyyyy shit!! lol so we would text each other every single second of the day. But when we would see each other in person he was extremely awkward and I was extremely awkward and no one even knew we were talking to each other cause we were both scared of sitting next to each other. (I hated this cause I thought he shoulda just grown some fucking balls and sit in the open seat next to me instead of being the loner in the corner just starring at everyone. I was young. Don’t judge me lol) But I didn’t let this bother me and I continued to keep texting him. Every day. Of every second. lol (Oh i hate texting btw. I think face to face conversations are so much better.) So finally he asked me out and I was like okay(: haha then he was all like “What do you wanna do?” and I was like “I don’t really care, what do you have in mind.” and he was like “Idk, whatever you want to do.” I thought that was so stupid. If you ask me out you better have a fucking date idea in your head. Don’t ask me. I don’t care. Take me to fucking Mc Donald’s. I don’t give a fuck. Just don’t ask me. lol But in the end I just got fed up with him and was like “Lets just go see insidious.” I hate scary movies, but with guys its always fun ;) haha Well, thats what I was thinking at the time lol.
Okay, so day of the date and he’s still texting me alllll day lol until I had to get ready. (Oh plus daddy was mad that I was going out with an ‘adult’ so he wanted to have a ‘talk’ with Frodo before our date.) So Frodo shows up 30 minutes late and i’m just like wtf lol. Then my dad has this lonnggg talk with him on rape and prison and shit. We finally leave and he tells me he was late cause he lost his wallet, but found it. Then it got really awkward and quiet. I didn’t know what to say and he didn’t either cause we already did all our small talk earlier in the day lol and we’ve already talked about the big serious questions already in other conversations, all by texting btw.. So we literally had NOTHING to talk about. It was horrible. We sat in complete silence all. the. way. there. haha it was horrible. So fast forward to the movie theatre. He’s leaning back in his chair and I’m doing the same in mine. No touching. And of course i’m like wtf lol so I try to make the first move. “Hey, my hands are kinda cold.” He feels them a little. “No there not.”he says totally oblivious to what i was trying to imply. WHAT THE FUCKKK!!!! hahahahaha So since that failed. Miserably. I just go ahead and take hold of his sweaty hand. That is until my phone rings and its my friend “ARE YOU ON YOUR DATE?!?!?!??” I read it and I seen him read it too and I was like fuck. lol I don’t even reply cause I’m so embarrassed. But when I put my phone back he doesn’t grab my hand, so I grab his. Again. lol After the movie he takes me to Canes cause I’ve never been there before. But no, he doesn’t take me inside, HE TAKES ME TO THE DRIVE THRU. Then he took me home. I ate my food at my house and he ate his food at his house. The End.
I broke up with him that night.
He’s a sweet guy, but he’s too much of a pussy for me lol. Plus I could never be myself around him, it was always awkward hello’s and maybe a hug. But I had the biggest crush on his friend. lol oops. I did talk with his friend for a longgg time, but he wasn’t looking for a relationship. He had a bad breakup and swore off dating for forever lol. But Frodo’s Best friend had a big crush on me too, but I immediately turned him down cause he looked like a 30 year old creeper. crazy love triangle right? lol BUT the reason I went off rambling about this is because Frodo just texted me and I might see him and all his friends tomorrow. I haven’t seen him since I played with his soccer team about a year ago. We’ll see how this goes…